Archive for the ‘Free Autobiography Title of the Day’ Category

Self-flagellation of the Unrighteous.

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

No, I didn’t understand a word of the title, either.But it amounts to an apology.

Here’s the deal. Around a month ago, I had received a ‘Tweet’ (damn techno-fuckery), a request, really, for something I was handing out for free. My friend Katelan had requested an Autobiography Title.

So, here I was, taking the new Threadsy out for a spin, when I noticed this request for the first time. I fell over myself, wondering how it could be possible that I could have been such a heartless bastard. How could I deny my friend an Autobiography Title?

So, clearly over-compensating, I have created THREE:

“A Romani Romance: A Gypsy’s Cannibalistic Adventures amongst the Aghori”

Sounds more like an anthropological study, but Katelan and I had a heated debate recently which featured cannibalism… uh, several times.

“I Paint Your Fate”

Had a hard time deciding between this and ‘Fate Painting for Fun and Profit’. For an illustrator with an (unhealthy) obsession with Tarot, it made sense.

“Bringing A Stick to a Gun Fight And Winning: The Life and Times of Katelan Foisey”

True story… but you’re going to have to hear about it from her.

So, there you are, Katelan. Much apologies for not getting on this sooner, but as well all know, the Holidays are the times to forgive, cherish, and possibly consume one another. Ta, all.

“The Absolute Truth… Government, Porn, and Old Pixies Records: The Eponymous Life of (Your Name Here)”

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

For those who remember (even if slightly) 1986. A Free Autobiography Title of the Day.

“Your Girlfriend is Hot, But Your Mom is Cheaper: A Diary of Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll by (Your Name Here)”

Monday, August 10th, 2009

That thing you’ve always wanted to tell your bassist. Another Free Autobiography Title of the Day.

“Chew the Donut Slowly… The Sexcapades of a Teamster”

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

You know what I’m talking about, IATSE…

“Guns ‘N Buns: The Adventures of a Gay Cowboy, by (Your Name Here)”

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Another fantastic Free Autobiography Title of the Day. You’re Welcome.

“Indentured Servitude… The Tale of a Dentist” by (Your Name Here)

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Free Autobiography Title of the Day

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

You know, I am constantly coming up with Autobiography titles that I am trying to shift my life over to full filling. Such as “Two Bullets One Gun, the Life of _____________”, and “A Metal Skin and Corroding Heart, the Complete Tale of ____________”.

So, my gift to you, all eighteen of you reading this. A free autobiography title. Today’s is…

“Beaten and Blue and Everything to Lose, the Life and Times of (Your name here)“.